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sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

(via unfollowryanross)

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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zeusprah

(via unfollowryanross)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin, via parkingstrange)

sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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(Source: SCEPTRE, via parkingstrange)


userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

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(via parkingstrange)

spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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(via parkingstrange)


spicy-vagina-tacos:

CHILL
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

(via j6)

sharingneedles:

I MADE A DIAGRAM OF ME